Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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