I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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