Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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