my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I will be naked everywhere
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
