Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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