Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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