it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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