I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Will exercising make me less horny?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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