I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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