i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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