4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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