Do vagina's smell?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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