The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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