Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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