he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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