Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
