Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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