We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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