Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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