I'm lost and stupid without you.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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