oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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