Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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