Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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