I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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