But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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