At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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