I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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