she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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