is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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