just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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