There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm passing your future prison.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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