Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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