Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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