Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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