I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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