No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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