you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I love you.
Bad choice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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