when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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