i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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