Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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