I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
