Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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