Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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