I hope mine doesn't look like that
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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