What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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