ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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