I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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