Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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