Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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