sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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